Don't Tell Me What The Palin Is Doing

Let Shatner! do it.

As we learn The Quitter With The Twitter says either:

a)

"And then the extremes
In the winter time it's the frozen road that is competing with the view
Of ice fogged frigid beauty, the cold though,
Doesn't it split the Cheechakos
From the Sourdoughs?"

or

b)

"And porn speaks to it's splintered legions
To the pink amid the withered corn stalks in them winter regions
While aiming at the archetypal father
He said with such broad and tentative swipes why do you even bother"

Cheat sheet:
a); b)