"She really gets me high (Amsterdam) You know FOX don't lie (Amsterdam)"*

There's FOX news and then there's the truth.

*with apologies to, possibly, Leadbelly

Don't Tell Me What The Palin Is Doing

Let Shatner! do it.

As we learn The Quitter With The Twitter says either:

a)

"And then the extremes
In the winter time it's the frozen road that is competing with the view
Of ice fogged frigid beauty, the cold though,
Doesn't it split the Cheechakos
From the Sourdoughs?"

or

b)

"And porn speaks to it's splintered legions
To the pink amid the withered corn stalks in them winter regions
While aiming at the archetypal father
He said with such broad and tentative swipes why do you even bother"

Cheat sheet:
a); b)

It's All Obama's Fault!

Except, not really.

"Every Administration spins and sugarcoats the economic truth. But the Bush White House took this disingenuousness to new levels. The surest way to get yourself fired as a Bush economic adviser was to say something that was true. Paul O'Neill was ousted from Treasury for warning about deficits. Larry Lindsey was kicked out of the top White House economic job for predicting in 2002 that the Iraq war would cost $100 billion to $200 billion — far below the actual cost but much more than what the White House was officially projecting. This disdain for reality, and for expertise, pervaded the Bush economic approach, and made it impossible for the Administration to react intelligently to real-world economic problems like the housing bubble."

It's Like John And Paul After The Break Up Except With Less Talent And No Fan Base To Speak Of

Hilarious.

America Has Spoken

And the Mother Whacker's head explodes in three, two, one.

Murtha, Murtha, Murtha!!!

John Murtha, chair of the House Defense Inappropriations subcommittee?

Speciesous Argument

From the Brain Trust at Fox And Friends.

Bailout Package - Republican Style

Ensign runs to mommy and daddy for help.

I Don't Think "Win" Is The Word I Would Have Gone With

CNN ignores the rest of the news better than other networks.