Friday, March 27, 2009

Republican's To The Rescue!!!11!!


"One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. 
Like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel 
for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they 
called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, 
which was the style at the time..."

In the time that it takes for Abe Simpson to get through a story and with almost as much substance and relevance, the GOP rolls out it's awesomest alternative budget ever.

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