Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Nine Hundred And Thirty Five

That's the minimum number of times a certain distant relative of mine has been suckered by The Most Awesomest Administration Evah!™
There's even a database so we can search through all the suckerage.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Your Liberal Press At Work

Bombshell Of A Story Gets Worldwide Coverage*!
*offer void in the U.S.

Sane Drain


Abu Wabu, seen here relaxing on his front lawn.

It appears I have a new title, courtesy of my warblogging brother. According to him, I am a "liberal fascist".
Where he gets this from, I'm not sure. Maybe the aliens have been visiting him again planting their thoughts inside his empty vessel.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Nail Hit On Head. Hammer Apologizes

It was the apology that was wrong.
I can only put this down to another example of Classic Tory Lapdoggedry™.

Friday, December 28, 2007

Kook Book

James Wolcott on Jonah Goldberg's "misshapen troll of a book".

"Liberal Fascism is such a transparently sloppy, shifty, intellectually rinky-dink endeavor that a show of anger would be a larger expenditure of emotion than a book this second-rate deserves."


...and, being pro-choice, that is why we choose to laugh.

Out Of This World

Ah, what would we do without Rachel Marsden - Canada's answer to Stalkin' Michelle Malkin.

Mr. McKay said Ms. Marsden's claim that she had a two-year relationship with the officer was incorrect. "They met each other. From there, if she perceives some sort of relationship that lasted for two years, she would be in a different world."

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Impeachy Keen

Cool.
As of this posting there are 142390 signatures.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The ***hole Truth


The world according to Wingnuts.


Quote of the day:
"By the way, ***hole, the world is still waiting for a single refutation of the Swift Boat Veterans' charges against JohnF'n Kerry."

- Abu Wabu


By "the world", I guess he means "Me, myself, I and my navel."
By "still waiting" I guess he means "still refuse to believe the mountain
of evidence
".
By "single refutation" I guess he means "Multiple refutations don't count...***hole!!!"

Others stopped waiting a long time ago.
By "others" I mean anyone who was gullible enough to believe any of that gruel in the first place.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Conservapediamania

It was then that the Republican senator whispered, "I have many other interests."

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

A Bridge Too Far

Freedom of speech and political dissent in America?
That's sooo pre-9/11.
At issue is a crudely lettered sign, scribbled on the back of a menu, that was held up at an awards dinner and read, “We did not vote for Bush.”

By e-mail, angry bridge players have accused the women of “treason” and “sedition.”

...

“Freedom to express dissent against our leaders has traditionally been a core American value,” she wrote by e-mail. “Unfortunately, the Bush brand of patriotism, where criticizing Bush means you are a traitor, seems to have penetrated a significant minority of U.S. bridge players.”

Monday, November 12, 2007

Thought For The Day

Anyone who, while engaging in Very Adult Political Discourse™, obsesses over whether Hillary Clinton has a "Monster Ass" should first check the mirror to see if their own is blocking traffic.